Sung to the melody of "Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies
Once, there was this boy who Woudn't go to class and woudn't read the books But when he took the exam He failed and had to do the course once more He finished after ten years And now he's got the Pulitzer Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm And then, there was this girl who Would do nothing but study and learn all the day She wished that she could party But she just didn't really have a live She had to finish real quick Because her parents said so Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm But both girl and boy were glad 'Cause one kid had it worse than that 'Cause then, there was this boy who Really got the stuff it takes to be a scientist And if he just had his chance He might have found a way to heal the cancer He couldn't quite afford it Now he is fixing engines Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm MmmGo up